25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (November 13, 2026)

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    A lightbulb drawing on a sticky note on a cork board
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    u/D3dshotCalamity 7 days ago • There's a size limit to Arachnophobia. Like, if a dog sized spider is in your house, that's scary regardless of it being a spider.
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    u/Super-Post261 25 days ago A chart of most popular birthdates can be reverse engineered to be a chart of most popular conception dates.
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    u/Far-Fill-4717 · 6 days ago • If 12 am is midnight, then night starts at 6 pm and ends at 6 am.
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    u/GlassPanther • 2 days ago It probably s ks to be the guy who had all of his graphic design stolen by Al companies because now everyone probably thinks everything he makes is Al.
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    u/Domkizzle • 20 days ago Synthesizer music used to make us think of the future but now it makes us think of the past. ...
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    u/bajadasaurus234 14 days ago . There was probably a single worst day on earth that the whole planet experienced, and we just don't know about it.
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    u/b3terbread • 2 days ago ... They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill. Doomscrolling might be the only thing most of us will ever put that much time into.
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    u/Aryore 16 days ago It's actually really cool that phone selfie cameras are high res+low latency enough to use as mirrors now.
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    u/Barking Dogey · 21 days ago • • • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's convinced me that Sardines on pizza was no bueno, and just realized I've never tried it in my life. I'm 41 now.
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    u/Happy_Da • 14 days ago Captain Kirk outlived Captain Picard.
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    u/ballsilov3 28 days ago . A pilot sneezing during takeoff/landing must be terrifying.
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    u/BathroomPotential577 · 8 days ago Birds are flying below your feet on the other side of the planet right now. ...
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    u/Shadowmirax · 3 days ago Would we describe an ... extraterrestrial who studies humans to be a xenobiologist because we are aliens by theirstandards? Or a biologist because we aren't aliens by our own standards?
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    u/Kreagerrr • 9 days ago There is nothing stopping you from wearing mismatched socks. ...
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    u/Dodger7777 20 days ago • If flying cars become normal, will we put lighthouses on mountains?
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    u/The2Striped Fox • 6 days ago ... A person born in the '90s is either around their 30s or a long-de d Victorian who lived through the World Wars. A person born in the '20s is one of either the youngest or the oldest bunch of people on Earth.
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    u/Pooch76 7 days ago There's a slightly different version of every movie hiding in the unused takes, and fans would probably pay to see it.
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    u/MSter_official • 9 days ago The only time it makes sense in a review to upload a picture of something entirely different than the product you're buying is when it comes to camera equipment.
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    ✔ u/SapientCheeseSteak • 13 days ago ... Egg boilers actually steam the eggs.
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    • u/Silly-Cloud-3114 4 days ago ... Noon only lasts an instant. Because before 12 pm is morning and after 12 pm is afternoon.
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    ☑u/spokenwords 6 days ago The most overlooked/underrated trust fall is your head hitting the pillow.
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    u/dcdttu 9 days ago ⋅ If you're bad at surfing, you're ... probably pretty good at holding your breath.
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    u/TheBanq 4 days ago • Generating unlimited amounts of wealth is like having no level cap in a MMORPG.
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    . u/ALittleUseless · 19 days ago Though HR is a highly disliked department, we almost never see a post dissing HR on LinkedIn. That makes is the most feared department also.
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    u/zav3rmd 2 days ago • The middle finger only works at the proper orientation because flipping it palms facing forward doesn't really work.
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    u/GodRaine • 18 hr. ago People who say you can wear jeans for weeks between washes assume you have good hygiene, but the people who wait that long probably don't.
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